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Hugh Jackman Swings His Mighty Man-Sword In The Park! (Jon Hamm, Behold Your Competition!)

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You were understandably distressed to learn Hugh Jackman's awesomely sharp Adamantium claws may be making their last appearance, but we have good news — there's something equally savory poking through his shorts!

Cameras caught the uber-talented Wolverine star swinging his sword at Hudson River Park in NYC over the weekend and boy-oh-boy was it a sight to see!

Actually, if we're to get technical, the master swordsman was swinging two dangerous tools designed for penetration!

He waved around a three foot-long metal one while practicing for the part of Blackbeard in an upcoming role in a new Peter Pan movie, and then there was the slightly smaller but equally powerful weapon protruding through his gym shorts!!!

We're sad we didn't get to see the 45-year-old actor slice and dice with that sexy bit of man-steel, but we can certainly imagine the delightful kind damage he could do to us with a good, old fashioned skewering!

Pan, also starring Rooney Mara and Cara Delevingne, hits theaters in 2015 and we can't wait to see it — and more of Huge Hugh!

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Think Your Easter Egg Hunt Was Dangerous? One Man Assaulted His Girlfriend With Easter Eggs!

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Ugh. This is most definitely NOT the holiday spirit.

Pittsburgh resident Aaron Goempel was arrested on Sunday for abusing his girlfriend - with Easter eggs!

The couple was apparently in the middle of decorating eggs when Goempel reportedly accused the young woman of cheating - then the argument escalated.

When Goempel began throwing eggs at her, the young woman called the police, from whom Goempel hid in his bedroom, blocking it off with exercise equipment.

When police broke in

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Send A Raven, Stat! Kit Harrington Is Totally Okay With Nudity & Sex Scenes In Game Of Thrones, So Someone Write Him Some More RIGHT NOW!!!

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We're gonna say that, in this case, Jon Snow knows EVERYTHING!

Game of Thrones' resident hottie past the Wall, Kit Harrington, is GQ's cover boy for April and he is absolutely smoldering in his pics!

In addition to posing for the sexXxXy pics, Kit also shared his feelings on the nude scenes that may be required of him for GoT, and he said he's 100% down with it!

Someone get him out of the North and into Dorne so that he can be shirtless all the time!!

Kit said:

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A Real Life Teenage Ninja Saves His Home From Burglars!

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This man just totally honored his family!

19-year-old Jesse Endsley was at his family's home in Charlotte, North Carolina sleeping when he heard a knock on his front door.

Aside from being a knock from would-be robbers, it was also destiny knocking.

He looked out to see three men in his front yard, and when they went around back, he went upstairs and grabbed his samurai sword that he recently got at an Anime convention in May.

He confronted the three burglars, also teens, and chased them down with katana in hand! Such is the way of Bushido!

Jesse talked about his stoic heroics, and using his blade of glory:

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Michael Fassbender Swings His Long Sword In Other Dude's Faces On The Set Of Macbeth! Uh, We Mean That Scottish Play!

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Oh, we'd come clutch his dagger all night long!

Michael Fassbender was seen hovering through the fog and not-so-filthy air in Farnham, United Kingdom practicing his fight moves for Macbeth!

Michael plays the title role in this Shakespearean tragedy, which is being produced by the same company that made The King's Speech.

Macbeth is kind of like The King's Speech, because both future monarchs are afraid to rule. One takes speech therapy, the other brutally murders a lot of people. Other than that, pretty much the same story!

To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, Michael totally looked like the innocent flower in this makeshift battle, but he's totally being the serpent under it…and since he's Michael Fassbender, it's probably a rather large serpent!

According to the film's website, the flick will have a "modern themed take on a timeless story." Macbeth potentially set in 2014? Aw yeah!

Word of advice, Michael…lay off Macduff! Trust us…do NOT piss that guy off.

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow will creep in this petty pace from day to day until this movie will finally come out! We're so excited!

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Katy Perry & John Mayer’s Christmas Gifts For Each Other Will Put Whatever You Got To Shame

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Katy Perry and John Mayer were saying "mele kalikimaka” to each other this Christmas!

That’s because they jetted off to Hawaii for the Holidaze!

The couple cozied up at a private beachside home on the island of Kauai!

Baby it’s warm outside! Who needs a white Christmas when you’re in paradise with the one you love!

So what did KatyKat and Johnny get each other?! The musical millionaires spared no expense on their gifts! Katy gave her sweetie

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Rumer Willis Plays With A Giant Machete In Her Bra & Panties For Tyler Shields!! See It HERE!

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See Rumer Willis get sexy with a sword for fashion photographer Tyler Shields!

What do you get when you pair Rumer Willis and fashion photographer Tyler Shields?

Pictures of a seXXXy lady playing with dangerous weaponry in a desolate landscape, obvi!!

But instead of Rumer using the machete in her grasp for cutting through bush (not that kind of bush!) or slaying her foes, she pushes down on it like someone about to give CPR to a very erect sword.

Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation requires a VERY similar hand configuration!

Not to mention that the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis wears barely anything and looks up to no good. HAWT!!

But that’s not all — there are even MORE seksi photos from the shoot of Rumer hanging out in her bra. See for yourselves (below)!

P.S. To read about his new book, The Dirty Side Of Glamour, sit your pretty self down and CLICK HERE!!

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