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Drunk Guy Plays With Sword, Chops Off Friend's Nose — See The Totally NSFW Video HERE!

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OK, this is NSFW, so if you can't stomach it, Stop. Right. Here.

…but for the brave souls out there, you'll never believe what a couple of drunk guys decided to do with a hot dog and a sword!

In an amazing/disgusting new YouTube video, one (obviously drunk) guy handles a sword, while another (probably drunker) guy leans back and looks up, with a hot dog in his mouth as a crowd looks on, excited for a show.

[ Related: So, About That "Fried Rat" From KFC… ]

The swordsman prepares to slice through the hot dog — but, well, you can probably predict what happens next!!!

Ch-ch-check out the totally NSFW video (below):

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Hugh Jackman Swings His Mighty Man-Sword In The Park! (Jon Hamm, Behold Your Competition!)

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You were understandably distressed to learn Hugh Jackman's awesomely sharp Adamantium claws may be making their last appearance, but we have good news — there's something equally savory poking through his shorts!

Cameras caught the uber-talented Wolverine star swinging his sword at Hudson River Park in NYC over the weekend and boy-oh-boy was it a sight to see!

Actually, if we're to get technical, the master swordsman was swinging two dangerous tools designed for penetration!

He waved around a three foot-long metal one while practicing for the part of Blackbeard in an upcoming role in a new Peter Pan movie, and then there was the slightly smaller but equally powerful weapon protruding through his gym shorts!!!

We're sad we didn't get to see the 45-year-old actor slice and dice with that sexy bit of man-steel, but we can certainly imagine the delightful kind damage he could do to us with a good, old fashioned skewering!

Pan, also starring Rooney Mara and Cara Delevingne, hits theaters in 2015 and we can't wait to see it — and more of Huge Hugh!

[Image via Splash News.]

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Think Your Easter Egg Hunt Was Dangerous? One Man Assaulted His Girlfriend With Easter Eggs!

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Ugh. This is most definitely NOT the holiday spirit.

Pittsburgh resident Aaron Goempel was arrested on Sunday for abusing his girlfriend - with Easter eggs!

The couple was apparently in the middle of decorating eggs when Goempel reportedly accused the young woman of cheating - then the argument escalated.

When Goempel began throwing eggs at her, the young woman called the police, from whom Goempel hid in his bedroom, blocking it off with exercise equipment.

When police broke in

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Send A Raven, Stat! Kit Harrington Is Totally Okay With Nudity & Sex Scenes In Game Of Thrones, So Someone Write Him Some More RIGHT NOW!!!

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We're gonna say that, in this case, Jon Snow knows EVERYTHING!

Game of Thrones' resident hottie past the Wall, Kit Harrington, is GQ's cover boy for April and he is absolutely smoldering in his pics!

In addition to posing for the sexXxXy pics, Kit also shared his feelings on the nude scenes that may be required of him for GoT, and he said he's 100% down with it!

Someone get him out of the North and into Dorne so that he can be shirtless all the time!!

Kit said:

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A Real Life Teenage Ninja Saves His Home From Burglars!

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This man just totally honored his family!

19-year-old Jesse Endsley was at his family's home in Charlotte, North Carolina sleeping when he heard a knock on his front door.

Aside from being a knock from would-be robbers, it was also destiny knocking.

He looked out to see three men in his front yard, and when they went around back, he went upstairs and grabbed his samurai sword that he recently got at an Anime convention in May.

He confronted the three burglars, also teens, and chased them down with katana in hand! Such is the way of Bushido!

Jesse talked about his stoic heroics, and using his blade of glory:

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