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Paris Hilton Is Back In A Bikini In Carl's Jr. Commercial! Watch Her Get Sexy With Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Hannah Ferguson HERE!

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Everyone remembers Paris Hilton's Carl's Jr. commercial from back in 2005 right?

She was in an all black, sexy monokini, washing her black Bentley, eating a burger as sexily as she could. It was hot.

Now, nine years later, she's made a cameo in Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson's Carl's Jr. ad!

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Farrah Abraham's Next Endeavor Is Wet, Tasty And… Cold?? What's She Got Cooking This Time?

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Farrah Abraham is quite the budding entrepreneur!

She's got her erotic books (and a Christian parenting book), made a sex tape and was on reality TV. She knows a thing or two about making them dolla$!

Well now she's onto her next venture:

Selling frozen yogurt!!

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Texas Governor Rick Perry Compares Homosexuality To Alcoholism! Says It's An 'Active Choice!'

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Rick Perry thinks homosexuality is a choice and even compared it to alcoholism!

And to think this guy came THIS close to being a presidential candidate!

Texas Governor Rick Perry cause quite a stir recently at the InterContinental Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco (If you're gonna say some awful shizz about the LGBT community, might as well be in SF we guess!) when he was asked whether or not he believed homosexuality was a disorder!

Being the straight shooter that he is, he gave an excruciatingly cringe-worthy explanation as to why homosexuality and alcoholism are more or less the same thing! Wait, WHAT?!

He says:

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This Woman Just Ate An INSANE Amount Of Steak In 15 Minutes To Set A New World Record! Find Out How Much & Watch Her Chow Down HERE!

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This chick friggin’ loves steak!

Her name is Molly Schuyler and we first introduced you to this competitive eating momma when she downed a 72-ounce meat slab in under three minutes back in January.

Well, she’s at it again. But she’s not stopping at just one steak this time. She’s eating TWO 72-ouncers in 15 minutes!

Every cardiologist in the world just collectively shuddered…

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Everything's Bigger In Texas, Even Bette Midler's Toe! Get The Deets On The Painful Injury HERE!

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Bette Midler suffered a nasty toe injury during her stay in Texas!

We've definitely heard of having a green thumb before, but having a green toe?? That's a new one to us!!

Bette Midler recently made her way down south to Texas where she was the keynote speaker at a Jewish Family Service of Greater Dallas event!

However, something must've gone horribly wrong during her stay in the Lone Star State as she later posted a picture of her big toe all bandaged up! Bette took to Twitter to show off her banged up digit and wrote:

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Unfortunate! Man Found Dead Inside A Fortune Cookie Dough Mixing Machine In Texas!

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If only there was some way he could have been forewarned about this!

Jokes aside, this is REALLY sad!

A 26 year-old Texas man was found dead inside an industrial sized fortune cookie dough mixer at Wonton Food Corporation in Houston. It seems that the man was operating the machinery and he may have

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Willie Nelson Prepares To Receive His Black Belt Right Before He Turns 81-Years-Old!

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Willie Nelson is getting his black belt a DAY before he turns 81!

This Tuesday, country music legend Willie Nelson is getting ready to celebrate his 81st birthday!

But don't let his old age fool you! He can still probably kick your butt!!

Over the years, Willie has been looking for ways to stay active and be healthy while touring, and he eventually turned to martial arts as a form of exercise!

Well, the legendary musician has stuck with it and is set to receive his

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