50 Cent is a lot of things:
Rapper, actor, entrepreneur, businessman and spokesman to name a few — but did you know he gives sex advice too?
After labeling masturbation as “a sin” on Twitter, 50 decided to help out all of his followers with step-by-step directions to quit the habit once and for all!
The list is as follows:
Step to stop masturbating
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
And if you’re reading this and wondering, “What should I do if I don’t have a woman in my life?”
The answer, according to 50, is simple — “push-ups.”
Ha! Someone give this guy a column or a late-night radio show because Dan Savage and Dr. Drew just got some competition.
[Image via WENN.]
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