Fifty Shades Of Grey Won’t Have Any Orgasms OR A Cast For Awhile!

Boo! This is NOT what we were hoping for!
Instead of announcing that we were going to see Matt Bomer werk a ball-gag in the 50 Shades of Grey films, author E.L. James broke our hearts.
The author said:

“We don├óΓé¼Γäót even have a filmmaker├óΓé¼┬ª so we are still a long way away from casting. I have some ideas├óΓé¼┬ª but it may not be who people expect.”

Ooh! So mysterious!
They did previously say they were aiming for a Summer 2014 release date, so there’s still lots of time to cast, right?!
Now we have to give thought to people who we didn’t expect before.
Maybeeee ZAC EFRON?!
Ha! No, but srsly. Please?
Who do U think they’ll cast???
[Image via WENN.]