Everything Is Awesome About This Shot-For-Shot LEGO Version Of The 50 Shades Of Grey Trailer!!

Everything is erotic! Everything hurts in the Red Room Of Pain!
OK, this LEGO version of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer still uses Beyonc├â┬⌐‘s Crazy In Love, but how awesome would it have been??
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Of course, if they HAD used the super-catchy song from The Lego Movie, it might have ruined all the steamy make out scenes between plastic Christian and Anastasia. LOLz!
Before the real thing comes out on February 13th, see the version of 50 Shades with a very different toy collection (below)!