We know there were many of you who gasped in horror as our beloved Snooki graced the VMA white carpet last night.
Atop her majestically tanned head was no longer the peak of a glorious poof, but instead strands of frayed, sad hair, whisking in her glazed over eyes.
We were about to start a prayer circle for our fave guidette, until we learned she had done this intentionally, of her own accord. According to Snooks, she cut her hair in an effort to look more “mature.” She explained to sources:
“The pouf├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥I├óΓé¼Γäóve been wearing it since I was 16, so why not switch it up?…Now I have bangs. I haven├óΓé¼Γäót had bangs since I was seven, so this is weird. To be honest with you, I went out right after I got this hair done, and no one recognized me.”
That might sound like a good thing now, but give it a few weeks, when you are at events and no one recognizes you. This may be the first step in the fall of Snooki nation!
What have you done, BB?! What have you done???
[Image via WENN.]
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