Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Real Housewife of Jersey?

And do you also live in the majestic swamps of the New Jersey countryside?
Then, you’re in luck because casting has begun to fill the voids left behind the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast!
Sources exclusively tell PerezHilton.com that the search is on for the next high-haired, foul-mouth, family loving, spaghetti eating guidette to be on the show’s upcoming third season. Nothing is required of you, other than to be housewife and be from NJ! (Oh, and be able to match wits with Teresa Giudice! She flips tables…she’s your skill?)
If you are interested, check out the ad above for more details on how to contact the casting agents! Tell’em we sent you!
And if you get cast, do us a favor and bring back Danielle Staub for just an episode! We just know the show isn’t going to be the same without her!