So Much LOLs! Meet 2011's New Star!

What…is…this??

We’re not really sure, but we enjoy laughing at it.

Meet Tonje Langeteig. She’s from Norway and has something to tell you: She doesn’t want to be a crappy housewife.

Yes, please – we are begging you – watch Tonje’s HIGHlarious new single I Don’t Want To Be A Crappy Housewife (above). You will NOT be sorry.

Between the tacky fur vest, the terrible lyrics AND vocals, and the LOLsy rap, we believe we found our favorite new person ever.

Move aside, Ark Music Factory. Stalker Management is 2011’s new star maker!