How Do We Say This Delicately???

WTF????
The Academy of Magical Arts awards show is where old Hollywood goes to die!!!
Also, what is that on the side of his face??? Poor thing!
Dick Van Patten looked a hot, geriatric mess at the awards show in Beverly Hills on Saturday night.
The Eight is Enough alum is 79 years old.
[Image by Steve Buckley via Buzz Foto.]