Completely Gratuitous

Cristiano Ronaldo is not the only pretty one on the team!

Say hello to our future husband, y’all.

His name is Miguel Veloso and he plays for Portugal.

There are rumors that he might be joining Manchester United as well, but AC Milan has expressed interest as well.

Why don’t the Galaxy sign him and he can come play with Becks in L.A.?

Plus, he’d be that much closer to us!!!!