"Absolute Rubbish"

Despite all the rumors and recent reports…

Madonna and her husband are not getting divorced, or so Guy Ritchie‘s mother would like us to believe.

The filmmaker’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton, is speaking out about the speculation, calling the breakup talk “total tosh” (British speak for “bullshit”).

Ritchie’s mom says there was ‘no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce├óΓé¼Γäó and described allegations that couple had spoken to lawyers as ├óΓé¼╦£works of fiction├óΓé¼Γäó.

She added: “It is absolute rubbish, worse than that. Guy will be furious at me talking to you but I feel I can├óΓé¼Γäót just let these reports go unanswered as they make me so angry and they are hurtful intrusions into their private lives. They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. But like other couples they work at keeping their relationship happy and fresh and they are a close and loving couple who have a family to bring up. There├óΓé¼Γäós no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce. Madonna is in New York at the moment finishing off [rehearsing for] a tour and he will join her there after the weekend. That is not a couple splitting up. I├óΓé¼Γäóll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ that├óΓé¼Γäós total tosh.”

Oh pish posh, that’s total tosh!

We hope Guy’s reported trip to NYC this weekend was a positive one.

Work it out!

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