And the literary world just erotically asphyxiated itself!
Snowdragons Icequeen E.L. James’ Twilight-inspired pornographic novel 50 Shades of Grey has sold over 12 million units globally, officially becoming the best-selling British book of all time.
Oh mah poorly-written, kinky goodness!
Don’t get us wrong, we love ourselves some sexy bedtime stories, but COME ON (pun intended)!
Ah well, congrats Snowdragons! What’s next?? Perhaps a Harry Potter inspired-porno? 50 Wand Licks of Wonder? We want IN on that red chamber of secret pain!
Accio dragon-saddles and mystic ball-gags!
[Image via WENN.]
Aug 08, 2012 02:00am PDT
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