Silly Snowqueens Icedragon, it’s never too early to dream!
The entire planet has an opinion on how the studios should cast the ridiculously popular Twilight fanfic erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Author E.L. James thinks our casting ejaculations are just a tad bit premature!
She tweeted:
I am not making any comments on casting the movie. No one is ruled out or in yet – far too early.
— E L James (@E_L_James) August 8, 2012
Personally, we LOVE the metric ton of speculative hullabaloo!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and, boy, do they enjoy sharing it!
One particular Psycho author asserts Christian Grey should NOT be played by an openly gay man!
Another greatly peculiar Scot believes the main roles should go to computer generated Franken-beings made up of the bits and pieces of Hollywood’s hottest men and women!
And those of us here in the real world root for a dashing but charismatic mystery-man like Alexander Skarsgard to play the billionaire ball-gagger and a vulnerable yet subtly strong vixen like Emilia Clarke to assume the other position.
The woman who earned roughly sixteen trillion billion dollars this quarter by using 11 solid inches of rock-hard imagination to mindf**k every literate woman (and more than a few of the men) in the Westernized world is now telling us that it’s far too early to start dreaming??
Attaching real-life faces to characters who already piqued our nether regions is the best part!!
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[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN & Vintage Books.]
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