Ryan Gosling's Boner Entices Emma Watson To Become Ana Steele In 50 Shades Of Grey?

Brilliant! Absolutely bloody brilliant!
We want need Ryan Gosling to teach Emma Watson the ways of love, pain, sex, bondage, and, yes, anal beads!!
And we want demand to see it on the big screen!
And you know what? The perky Wallflower gal is open to the possibility!
She admitted this week at the London premiere of Perks of Being A Wallflower:

├óΓé¼┼ôThe thing is I haven├óΓé¼Γäót read any of [50 Shades] because I haven├óΓé¼Γäót read a script so it├óΓé¼Γäós quite difficult to know what I├óΓé¼Γäóm turning down potentially but I hear it├óΓé¼Γäós quite raunchy.”

Oh, Emma. You have no idea!
She would consider playing Anastasia Steele in the inevitable 50 Shades of Grey adaptation if certain conditions are met!
She requires a strong script, interesting character development, and, well, Emma wants Mizter Gosling to play the guy shoving ball-gags in her mouth!
Whaaaat!?!
Hermione and the RyGuy having all sorts of wonderful kinky onscreen sexcapades!
Ah-mazing!!
Please, suits who make these decisions, make this pairing happen!
[Image via Ian Wilson/WENN.]