Jessica Simpson & Her Tumbleweed Hair Cover New York

Holy hairspray!
Believe it or not, somewhere under that massive Texas-size hair is Jessica Simpson.
New York magazine selected the future billionaire to front their spring issue, which was shot back in January.
The hair we like, but they could have made the photoshopping a little less obvious. Just look at how unnaturally pointy they made her elbow!
[Images courtesy of New York Magazine.]