Ashton Kutcher is learning how to fight…and it├óΓé¼Γäós not for a movie.
The actor has started training in the fighting method Krav Maga as well as upping his fitness routine in preparation for armageddon (aka the end of days), which he feels will cause people to go crazy and try to steal stuff from each other.
Says Kutcher in this month’s issue of Men’s Fitness:
“It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electronic file…People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work, Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity.
What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry… All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end… I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”
Ashton says that he got a little taste of what the end of the world will be like…when the power when out in his cabin last Christmas.
“I got my guns out. We made a fire. We went to the grocery store… People were rolling in and out, clearing out all the shelves… It was like a preview.”
Well, we think Ashton’s head is in the right place (and we can’t complain if he wants to build more muscles!), but we’re not sure a few karate moves will do much when the end of the world comes.
There won’t be any stunt doubles to take the punches, Ashton!
[Image via Men’s Fitness.]
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