Craigslist's Most Honest Dog Walker Ad

LOL!

Craigslist, is home-page to so many crazy people – but the author of this dog walker ad is our fav.

Though he sounds like a homeless version of Charlie Sheen, the perspective walker claims:

“I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master.”

Aw, how sweet?

Here’s a closer look at the ad:

If he doesn’t get any dog walking jobs, we think he’s well suited for the Charlie Sheen’s coveted internship position!

Check out below to see the rest of the strong worded ad.