Why McDonald’s Needs To Fire Their Marketing Department

Dieters rejoice!

McDonald’s released a new campaign poster in Finland for their milkshakes just in time for summer, but instead of making us crave the Golden Arches, it has actually bought our decade-long craving for a McFlurry to an abrupt end.

It shows the point a view of a cow looking at her nip-naps — and they’re not just your run-of-the-mill cow teets either! Two of the udders are sticking to the cow.

We can only assume they are either a) gross and sticky OR b) the cow is a bad drag queen. (You gotta hide all four to be believable, honey.)

The slogan says: “The Real Milkshake. Now with Double Flavor.”

Thanks to this poster, we don’t want double of anything anymore.