Katy Perry Probably Won't Strip In Music Videos Anymore, But Gives Rihanna The Thumps Up!

You’re gonna hear us roar a huge “no” in opposition, Katy Perry.

In a recent interview, Katy said she’s throwing in the towel on the prospect of maybe removing that towel, and, although every man, every woman, and this elephant would disagree, she doesn’t think she can strip down in future music videos:

“Maybe I’m just getting a little bit older and as you get older you realize, ‘Oh I don’t know if I can pull that off anymore.’ I mean, if I had Rihanna’s body I would wear everything that Rihanna wears because she looks fabulous in all of it.”

You must be strip teasing us!

Gurl, you have got to give yourself a leeettle more credit. By The Grace Of God, you have killer moves!

Katy, we’d make it rain to try and convince you to reconsider! You can climb our poles any day o’ the week! RiRi too!!!

Alas, the prospect of you not showing some skin in future videos is basically a Prism sentence!