Gross!
But also cool!
But mostly gross!
A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There’s no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it’s written all over this thing!
Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let’em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!
It’s a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the ‘static electric charge’ that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.’ BOOM!
Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!
We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there’s no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.
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