What do you do when your football team loses a big game?
Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…
Gentlemen… start your boners!
That’s right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.
During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!
After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must’ve been out, partying it up.
While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!
Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.
Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!
Check out the statsurbates (below)!
[Image via AP Images.]
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