Remember That Rapper Who Cut Off His Penis & Jumped Off A Balcony? Yeah, He's Not Getting His Penis Back!

Good news! The rapper involved with the group Northstar who cut off his own penis, and jumped off a balcony in an alleged failed suicide attempt is apparently in stable condition!
Slightly less than good news is that penis he chopped off? Yeah, it’s not coming back.
The rapper affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan named Christ Bearer (real name Andre Johnson) will not get his Johnson back as the doctors at Cedars-Sinai were unable to reattach it.
This gives a whole new meaning to severance package!
Hey, we’re just happy he’s going to make it out okay.