50 Shades Of Grey's Honest Trailer Shows You What A REAL Book Adaptation Would Have Been Like!

The Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation was nearly as big a hit as the book!
But was it just as sexy? Well, apart from Jamie Dornan‘s ridiculous abs.
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See why what should have been the high watermark of cinematic sploosh was hampered by contract negotiations, lots of diet talk, and — vanilla sex scenes??
See the Honest Trailer (below)!