
This is gonna be good.
Donald Trump announced on Monday morning that he was going to Twitter‘s New York City offices later in the afternoon to host a Q&A on the social media site!
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Using the hashtag #AskTrump, The Donald implored users to get their questions in:
#AskTrump Send me your questions to answer live from @TwitterNYC later this afternoon.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015
As you probably expected, the best questions are SUPER serious and important — you know, just like The Donald’s campaign! For instance…
There’s the guy who wants The Donald for his tribute band:
if I name my band TRONALD DUMP will you play bass @realDonaldTrump @TwitterNYC
— jake the human (@killthenoise) September 21, 2015
There are abundant references to the many bankruptcies The Donald has intentionally created to weasel out of owing people money bravely endured like a true American hero:
Math question: If you have four casinos & one has 48 slot machines, but another has 50, how many times will you file Chapter 11? #AskTrump
— Matthew (@Matthops82) September 21, 2015
There are questions about Trump’s… um… dashing demeanor:
#AskTrump I have to ask, does it hurt when you pee? Your expressions make you look like it hurts when you pee.
— Ignoble Savage (@drayzze) September 21, 2015
Considering Trump has made so many unsolicited inappropriate comments about womens’ looks, he deserves that karma.
Some users are posing tough and nuanced policy questions to The Donald:
#AskTrump Would you touch a poop for $20? https://t.co/xiY2DtD7nC
— Popehat (@Popehat) September 21, 2015
There’s a reference to the recent #PigGate scandal involving British Prime Minister David Cameron, linked with a slight touch of calling out The Donald on his racism:
.@realDonaldTrump Would it be even more disgusting if the pig were Mexican? #AskTrump
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 21, 2015
There are the people only looking out for themselves (but wouldn’t this be a nice policy? Free Trump money for everyone!):
Can I have 45,000 dollars please #AskTrump
— justin (@justinhastings2) September 21, 2015
And there are questions about that time The Donald tried to prove his hair was real:
How much glue and prayer did it take to keep that wig on strong when you let that woman pull it #AskTrump
— Chocolate Drop (@MADBLACKTWINK) September 21, 2015
So, yeah, you get the idea! LOLz!!
Basically, if you haven’t already, you need to be on Twitter right now asking your #AskTrump questions. This is going to end so badly!!!
[Image via JLN Photography/WENN.]
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