Is this even a surprise?
American TV has-been Piers Morgan is straight up melting down on Twitter today, criticizing the Women’s March on Washington and calling for his own men’s march in a desperation ploy to troll for Donald Trump desire to seek out any kind of relevancy he can find.
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The former CNN host took to the social network late last night and dropped a few gems in about the march, starting here and going forward (below):
Imagine if there were a load of men-only marches today?
The feminists would go crackers.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
I’m planning a ‘Men’s March’ to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who’s with me?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
UPDATE: I am cancelling my Men’s March against male gender emasculation. My wife’s banned me from going.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
Come on ‘End the hate!’ brigade, the death threats are slowing up a bit! #womensmarch
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
Just been for a bracing march in the park with my wife & daughter. We all felt completely equal, though I bought the coffees.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
What right has President Trump removed from women to warrant this #WomensMarch protest? Why not wait to see if he tries, then fight it?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 21, 2017
Edgy! Cool! Fiery! Sharp! Witty!
Ha! Just kidding! Those are bad tweets and they are dumb!
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So, in other words, that’s vintage Piers Morgan-type stuff!
Fortunately, the push-back from those all around the Twittersphere was MUCH better than Morgan’s own awful tweets, as you can see here:
The Park City #MensMarch is underway! There’s only 8 of us but we’re yelling Warrant lyrics outside of a Sephora. Thanks @piersmorgan!
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 21, 2017
Very disappointed every time that I see Piers Morgan trending because it is never for him dying
— icecold davis (@IcecoldDavis) January 21, 2017
Might just be Greatest Day in American Women’s History since Piers Morgan fled New York for England
— roger bennett (@rogbennett) January 21, 2017
Gotta be said, if the #womensmarch really upsets Piers Morgan this much, maybe they should make it a weekly event.
— Phil Dore (@thus_spake_z) January 21, 2017
What’s a Piers Morgan? That sounds like a decorative taint clip.
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) January 21, 2017
Piers Morgan (verb): Wanking in front of a mirror
“He’s totally the sort of guy who would spend the afternoon Piers Morganing”
— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) January 21, 2017
Piers Morgan is a national embarrassment. Britain’s haemorrhoid in a suit.
— Certified Sean (@GunstarGreen) January 21, 2017
When Piers Morgan is trending, yuh first reaction gotta be “what did this fool say now?”
— The Rt Hon Kái.Jài™ (@kaijai_tm) January 21, 2017
piers morgan is the human version of crocs
— ella grace ✨ (@ella_kennett) January 21, 2017
I feel sorry for Piers Morgan, in a way. It’s so desperate. To love power and money so much must be empty.
— Sam Duckworth (@forgetcape) January 21, 2017
Piers Morgan spewing his trolling jibberish is his way of auditioning for a Fox New position. After he was canned by CNN, his career tanked
— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) January 21, 2017
Ha!
You got owned, Piers. Owned!!
Gotta say, all around, today is a GREAT day!!!
