We may’ve just found our soulmate.
Earlier this week, Twitter user Ben Velzian took to the social media site in order to show off the elaborate PowerPoint he made for a beau he was supposed to go out with. The presentation was incredibly detailed as it featured all kinds of fun and outside-of-the-box date ideas — it even included the pros and cons for each option!
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*Swoon* Mr. Velzian posted:
A guy asked me on a date today & said “any suggestions where to go?”.
Because I’m a full time weirdo I sent him a PowerPoint of ideas.
— BV (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
Here are some example options. I think they are splendid ideas pic.twitter.com/uyz9Ef33RO
— BV (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
Options 2&3 pic.twitter.com/CMJvYMivxl
— BV (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
Sadly, Ben’s intended was not impressed with his planning skills as he blocked him (below) shortly after receiving the deck. Oh no!
He blocked me.
— BV (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
That chap is clearly an idiot. And it seems as though others on the internet agree as MANY people have since vocalized their support for Velzian. See the best reactions to the extra PowerPoint (below).
His loss. ├░┼╕ΓÇÖΓÇó pic.twitter.com/DUObhomccM
— Microsoft Office (@Office) August 1, 2017
He’s an eejit. You’re clearly adorable, so handsome. I’d date you with or without a PowerPoint ├░┼╕╦£┬ì
— Peter McGuire (@PeterMcGuireIE) August 2, 2017
Ben, this was amazing and hysterical. 😂 He is obviously a bore. Snooze.
— Christopher Golds (@chrisgolds) July 31, 2017
How rude. You’ve dodged a bullet @velzzb. Anyone not sold on a place they might film Flog It is not worth your ├ó┬¥┬ñ├»┬╕┬Å https://t.co/7Sc7Uj3BQu
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ SJ Soane’s Museum (@SoaneMuseum) August 1, 2017
you: here’s this pdf I made!
Him: pic.twitter.com/1gMPpiFfpo
— Eduardo Fitch (@eduardofitch) August 1, 2017
What a humourless idiot omg.
— Tony Bannister (@Ohanthonio) August 1, 2017
Probably preferred google slides
— Kuhreenah (@kuhreenzie) August 1, 2017
Totally HIS loss! You sound fun and sweet. I hope some other fella appreciates you with or without a ppt (which I thought was awesome!!!) pic.twitter.com/G78VYSDWC9
— Stephanie Anderson (@ordinarygirlmn) August 1, 2017
Hear! Hear! Don’t fret too much over Ben though, as he’s since moved on from this rejection. The Londoner added online:
I think I dodged a bullet because OBVIOUSLY this is tongue-in-cheek and I don’t want someone who has 0 humour
— BV (@velzzb) July 31, 2017
I’d care a lot more if you had an ounce of personality that wasn’t fish
— BV (@velzzb) August 2, 2017
Preach! Oh, and the PowerPoint has also gotten Ben plenty of other date offers (below).
A lot of people have offered me their hand in marriage today, which is nice.
— BV (@velzzb) August 1, 2017
We think Ben is going to be just fine. Keep doing you, bud!
[Image via Instagram.]
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