Katona's Miraculously Pregnant Again!

This will make your head spin!
UK trainwreck Kerry Katona announced earlier this week that she was pregnant. Even though she’s only four to five weeks along, she decided to send out a press release confirming her baby news.
Then, on Tuesday, she reportedly suffered a miscarriage, which her publicist confirmed.
Now, on Wednesday, her publicist is saying that Kerry’s somehow still pregnant after all.
Katona’s publicist, Max Clifford, just released the following statement:
“After further examination it has been revealed that Kerry Katona is still pregnant. Kerry went back into hospital for a medical procedure last night (Tuesday). However, a blood test revealed surprising results ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ her pregnancy hormones had gone up, not down. Kerry was taken for a second scan and was shown her baby├óΓé¼Γäós 3mm heart beat. It has transpired that Kerry is only five weeks pregnant, not seven-eight weeks, which is why the scan was not clear and coupled with bleeding led to her being diagnosed with having had a miscarriage. She is still at risk of complications ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ however she and Mark are ecstatic that she is still pregnant with their baby.”
We told y’all she was fucking with us!