Jesus Luz Considers Himself Married To Madge!!

HA.

Silly child!

Madonna‘s current squeeze, Jesus Luz, says he feels like he’s married to the diva!

“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was also married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”

We think he’s confused the word ‘married’ with ‘adopted!’

Reconsider your word choice, bb, Madge doesn’t get tired of her kids, only her husbands!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]