Completely Gratuitous

Holy shiz!

Eric Dane decided to remind the world why he was christened McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy yesterday when he went for a little swim while on vacation in Portofino, Italy!

We want to see the picture where he BUSTS right out of those shorts!

How on Earth are they containing him?! Good lord!

Yum Yum Yum!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]