Boy Forced To Give Up Pet Pig Because Of Dumb Law

This is pretty sad.
A cute little boy with an OUTRAGEOUSLY awesome mullet was forced to give up his pet pig because of some dumb law.
His parents got him a pot-bellied pig as a pet, which he named Chumley, and they became best friends.
But one time, Chumley got loose and the neighbors called the cops.
And so Chumley had to be returned to the pet store!
Poor Chumley but most of all poor mullet boy.