Man Does Nothing After His Puppy Drinks Liquor

A man in the UK has been banned from owning a dog for three years after his puppy drank vodka!
The man was drinking vodka and coke (gross) when he put it down on the floor to go outside and smoke.
When he came back in, the drink was gone.
His puppy, Max, had drank it all!
The owner was drunk himself and had to go out and DJ so he left the dog with his roommate.
Later that night, two girls spotted the dog outside, falling over himself and staggering around, so they called the cops.
When the police arrived they took the dog.
The prosecutor in the owner’s case said:

“Due to the state of the dog the police officer, being an animal lover himself, took the dog to the emergency vet.”

Good thing for animal lovers!
Max the puppy was put on a fluid drip at the vet’s and he was fine by morning.
The judge, in an oh-so-Britishy fashion, said: