Will Smith And Jaden Smith Are NOT In The After Earth Pre-Teaser

We LOVE Will and Jaden Smith!
The Fresh Prince and his boy could star in a remake of Freddy Got Fingered and we’d be there to watch on opening night!
But the prequel teaser viral trailer thingie for After Earth is… meh.
Great teasers are short and sweet.
Striking imagery. A great bit of dialogue or a tagline. Something to whet one’s appetite.
Ch-Ch-Check out the After Earth teaser (above) for more exposition than a KONY 2012 film and a main character that’s, well, a Facebook timeline!!
Maybe we’re nervous because M. Night Shyamalan is directing.
You remember him…
The guy who brought you ninety minutes of Mark Wahlberg outrunning trees in The Happening and tried to retroactively destroy your childhood with his remake of Nickelodeon’s Avatar.
But, hey, like we said, the Smith family are adorbsies!!
We’re giving this one a shot!
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