She may be a married woman, but she’s still Amy Schumer.
At her wedding, the comedienne assured her husband that married life won’t change who she is — meaning, she’ll continue to give him loving, enthusiastic blowjobs in sickness and in health.
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The I Feel Pretty star recited some of the X-rated vows she wrote to Chris Fischer on the SiriusXM show You Up With Nikki Glaser, dishing:
“In my vows I go, ├óΓé¼╦£But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.'”
Aww… a different kind of gooey!
The 36-year-old admitted the vows took her 20 minutes to write and “sucked” in comparison to the groom’s, recalling:
“His were like, heckling me too. He was like, ├óΓé¼╦£The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a fucking loser.’ It was all like, awful shit.”
A match made in heaven!
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Glaser, who was in attendance at the surprise Malibu ceremony, remembered a more sentimental line the bride recited:
“You go, ├óΓé¼╦£You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.'”
Sounds like they both do a lot for each other!
[Image via Instagram.]
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