Ashton Kutcher Is TV's Highest Paid Actor -- AGAIN!

He didn’t even NEED the job playing Jobs!

Ashton Kutcher is television├óΓé¼Γäós highest paid prime-time actor, earning $750,000 per episode of CBS├óΓé¼Γäós Two and a Half Men, where he plays — wait for it — a rich guy!

WINNING!

Hope he’s written Charlie Sheen a thank-you note!

While that paycheck sounds like something we could get used to QUICKLY, Ash Ash already is — he was last year├óΓé¼Γäós highest paid actor, too.

However, there are rumors the actors on another one of CBS’s hits, Emmy-nominated The Big Bang Theory, may dethrone Ashton soon, getting nearly a three-fold pay increase capping out at a million EACH!

And Judge Judy beats EVERYONE on TV and most human beings, living, dead, or not yet born, with $47 million a year!

What recession, right, Hollywood?!? LOLz!!!

P.S. CLICK HERE to see Ashton in the gallery, “Celebrities You Didn’t Know Had a Twin”!

[Image via PNP/WENN.]