Another day, another Donald Trump team member who hid conversations with Russian agents.
In case you didn’t feel like sitting through 15 minutes of Attorney General Jeff Sessions answering important legal questions with “I don’t recall” during his recusal announcement — and we do not blame you — you may have missed the REAL scandal.
Why was he drinking out of a GREEN SOLO CUP??
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That’s what Twitter wants to know. Reactions to the odd choice of drinking implement range from bewilderment to offense to some really fun conspiracy theories.
(Our personal guess? The man’s name is Jefferson Beauregard; that was def a mint julep in there!)
Drink deep from the best viral reactions to the strange sips (below)!
Can we talk about #Sessions and his green solo cup? We couldn’t get him something a little classier?
— Danielle Suchet (@DanielleSuchet) March 2, 2017
a GREEN solo cup?! Use a red one like an American! #Sessions pic.twitter.com/fa4SdCL8zp
— Sam Stefanak (@SamStefanak) March 2, 2017
This green Solo cup is disqualifying. pic.twitter.com/Vk6ogAXvvy
— Jason Sparks (@sparksjls) March 2, 2017
@hipstermermaid I am 100% not a leprechaun *takes huge sip out of custom green solo cup*
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 2, 2017
WHY IS THIS MAN DRINKING OUT OF A GREEN SOLO CUP (?!?!?!) This is not a Crimson Tide tailgate or something. https://t.co/FE99zwbLvL
— Gianna Santelli (@gisantelli) March 2, 2017
No self respecting southerner drinks out of a #greensolocup
You’re suspect #JeffSessions #russians #Russiansessions
— Owen Szabo (@Szabu6) March 2, 2017
Others had more sinister theories…
I feel like that green solo cup is some kind of signal. Like Woodward’s flower pot.
— Majestik møøse lamb (@ZeddRebel) March 2, 2017
Sessions to Putin: red solo cup means resign, #greensolocup means recuse.
— Laura (@lacarver74) March 2, 2017
@CNN they gave him a green solo cup they don’t even respect him … resign pls stop embarrassing us
— traydizzle (@Trayrite) March 2, 2017
did Sessions use a green solo cup because he thought a red one might make people think of Russia
— Marissa R. Moss (@MarissaRMoss) March 2, 2017
Sessions recuses himself then casually takes a sip of some sizzurp from a green solo cup.
— Sebastian Musa (@sebastianmusa) March 2, 2017
Even the cup itself had something to say:
I would like to recuse myself from the remainder of these press conferences. pic.twitter.com/9l0kfMLsI2
— Green Solo Cup (@GreenSoloCup3) March 2, 2017
Ha! What’s YOUR theory on the green solo cup??
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