Zach Bryan can block Brianna Chickenfry all he wants… But there’s no way he’ll be able to avoid the savage new diss track aimed at him!
On Tuesday, Brianna, along with her BFFs podcast co-hosts Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards, teased a song called Smallest Man on their official Instagram page. If you didn’t see the promotional image, Dave and Josh are dressed in police uniforms and fake mustaches while interrogating a man in a prison uniform.
If you haven’t gathered by now, it’s without a doubt a diss track aimed at Bri’s ex, who “blindsided” her with his breakup post just weeks ago. We mean, it was Dave himself who dedicated Taylor Swift’s song The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived to Bri after news broke of her and Zach’s breakup, and now this song is called Smallest Man! No coincidence there!
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Fans quickly went wild in the comments, writing things like, “IM DYING these the kinda people you need in your life,” and “NOT A DISSTRACK ON ZACH BRYAN TEAAAA.” But one fan thought they could have gone the extra mile by directly tagging Zach. They wrote:
“Yall aren’t even brave enough to tag him in the picture”
But according to Bri, that wasn’t possible! She responded:
“We r all blocked.”
Oooooh! Sounds like someone couldn’t handle the heat! LOLz!
Well anyway, the song dropped, and the lyrics are absolutely SAVAGE! In a TikTok clip Dave shared on Tuesday night, Josh raps about Zach allegedly being seen on celebrity dating app Raya around the time he and Bri split:
“I said trust me / caught your pants on fire / Tinder, Bumble, Raya / knew you was a liar / you’re a douchebag / you just made a new rival / pretty soon, you gonna need a revival”
HA!
Dave then comes in, rapping:
“Itty bitty Zach / s****y s****y tats / ugly in the face / there’s no cure for that / country singing boss baby / get that boy a snack / throw another temper tantrum / it’s time for a nap / think you’re on some s**t / tryna diss Taylor Swift / did a hundo ‘gram stories / apologizing like a bitch”
It was just weeks ago that Zach went on an apology campaign on IG after “drunkenly” dissing the Eras Tour performer while supporting Kanye West. Dave continues:
5’5” 5’6” / get some chapstick on those lips / looking like a little kid / smallest man who ever lived / lyin’ Zach Bryan / I know all this s**ts deep / bet your Raya profile said that you were 6 feet / from the look of all your Tweets / I’d say you got a booze problem / such an alcoholic / alcohol has a you problem”
DAMNNNN! It makes it all the more savage that the person supposed to be Bryan in the video is in a prisoner uniform — seemingly referencing his Oklahoma arrest last year.
Watch the clip (below):
@stoolpresidente Davey Pageviews got back in the lab for “Smallest Man”, the Zach Bryan disstrack. This one is for the Swifties
Zach has yet to respond — do you think he’ll fire back with a diss track of his own in return? Let us know in the comments down below!
[Images via Brianna Chickenfry/Instagram, Dave Portnoy/TikTok & MEGA/WENN]
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