Oh Em Gee! This season has so much dead weight attached to it! Where are the ACTUAL celebrities, ABC???
In a twist that no one cared to see coming, Bristol Palin has been announced as one of the contestants on the coming season of Dancing With The Stars.
While Levi Johnston freezes his ass off trying to get Wasilla to vote him mayor, Bristol will be attempting to sashay her way into the hearts of America!
Why do we feel like this whole thing was planned out in Sarah Palin’s kitchen one frosty Sunday morning a few weeks ago over a coffee and some moose munchies?
Britsol, make sure you dig into your momma’s arsenal and perfect that wink, fist-to-chin bump! That sure made your mom look appalling adorable!
Oh, also, prepare yourself for when Levi goes to The Insider to complain that your dancing has taken you away from Tripp and now you are an unfit mother. (He learned that trick from Jon Gosselin!)
[Image via WENN.]
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