Brody Comes To Avril's Rescue!

Oh, good lord.
Now she’s going to think that they’re destined to be together and probably write a song about it!
The most obnoxious couple in the world, Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner, may have just upgraded from irritating drunken fling to HOrrific serious romance now that The Hills douchebag has saved the dumbass singer from drowning!
According to reports, Brody was teaching Avril how to surf when things got dangerous!
A source says:

“A big wave flipped her into the water upside down. Brody swam over and dragged Avril to shore, but she’d had the wind knocked out of her – she’d swallowed a bunch of water and was coughing. When Avril realized what happened, she was so thankful Brody was there to save her.”

Unfortunately, the rogue wave did not carry those two away to the Lost island. Which, seeing as the show is now over, would be a perfect place for them to be stranded!
No one would have ever thought to look there, everyone’s too pissed off at all of the island’s unsolved mysteries!
So sad.
May your love continue to terrorize the public blossom, you two. Bleck!
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