C-Lister Ashton Kutcher Gives Regards To Broadway!!!

Ashton Kutcher is seriously considering taking on the The Great White Way!!!

The “actor” has been offered the starring role in Neil LaBute‘s play Fat Pig.

Although Kutcher has no stage experience, he is pretty, which is mandatory for this meaty role!

In Fat Pig, Ashton would play Tom, a good-looking guy who dates the sweet but heavyset Helen, but when his friends find out about the romance, they tease him mercilessly.

The play began off-Broadway five years ago starring Jeremy Piven, back in the day when he took his work seriously, but never transferred to Broadway.

LaBute is set to direct!!!

Kutcher should go for it!!!

What else does he have to do?!

Twitter?!

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