Celebritology

Diddy‘s ex-girlfriend and mother of three of his children, Kim Porter, is speaking out to Entertainment Tonight about her recent split from the hip hop mogul.
What she said:
“After ten years, I have decided to end my on-again/off-again relationship with Sean Diddy’ Combs. In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children.”
What she was thinking:
“Daddy diddy is an absentee parent, but I don’t give a shiz. I still have access to his credit cards!”