Charlie Sheen demands satisfaction!
Unsubstantiated rumors from earlier in the week had Chuck abandoning Denise Richards and his kids in favor of a raunchy hotel party filled with booze, midget Jello-wrestlers, and escorts!
When we showed you his hotel bill on Wednesday, the Wild Thing was vindicated of wrong doing — but now he’s bent on teaching his detractors a lesson!
He’s looking for remuneration from whomever spread these nasty rumors, and his crack team of legal ninjas thinks they can make someone pay!
He thinks a defamation lawsuit could teach some lying liars who lie a very valuable lesson!
Mess with the bull, and you get the horns — mess with the warlock, and you get your savings account drained!!
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