Charlie Sheen Hasn't Partied In Years Weeks, And He'll Sue You To Prove It!

Charlie Sheen demands satisfaction!
Unsubstantiated rumors from earlier in the week had Chuck abandoning Denise Richards and his kids in favor of a raunchy hotel party filled with booze, midget Jello-wrestlers, and escorts!
When we showed you his hotel bill on Wednesday, the Wild Thing was vindicated of wrong doing — but now he’s bent on teaching his detractors a lesson!
He’s looking for remuneration from whomever spread these nasty rumors, and his crack team of legal ninjas thinks they can make someone pay!
He thinks a defamation lawsuit could teach some lying liars who lie a very valuable lesson!
Mess with the bull, and you get the horns — mess with the warlock, and you get your savings account drained!!
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