Did you not hear us before, bb?!?! This is a code red, no bueno situation!!!
Sources are reporting that Cheryl Cole maybe looking to settle down permanently in Los Angeles for awhile and spent the weekend looking at places in Hollywood…with Derek Hough.
You know, the guy masquerading as her boyfriend. (And heterosexual in general.)
Though we’re happy to hear from reports that she looked “fit and healthy” while house-hunting, we started to gag at the thought of the “happy couple” looking at luxury apartments close to Derek’s place. Then, we clutched our stomaches in vain as we heard they made a day of it Sunday, going to look at places in the morning before going to see Angie Jolie’s Salt in the evening. Then, we really started to heave when we learned that Mr. Gayface didn’t even pop for some grub for his beard. Cheryl was spotted pulling up to Subway to get a sandwich after the movie.
Girl, did you not just recover from malaria??? Do you think putting that chemical waste in your system is going to help???
Yuck, yuck, yucky!!!
[Image via WENN.]