C’mon, Breezy — haven’t F.A.M.E. and Fortune filled your pockets aplenty already?!
Chris Brown turns 24 on May 5 Cinco de Mayo and he couldn’t be more excited!!
The Don’t Judge Me singer is celebrating the momentous occasion tonight with a brilliant birthday bash and, guess what, YOU’RE INVITED!!!
As long as you’re willing to pay him a crapload of cash first!
See, the man who mercilessly beat Rihanna in 2009 is throwing himself a super-spectacular shindig at El Lay’s Emerson Theater, but tickets will cost you $100 at the door!
He announced the wonderful news via Twitter earlier:
A crisp Benjamin is a lot of dough to cough up just to see your third-favorite celeb accept your poorly wrapped gift without even thanking you, but Chris is only having a 24th birthday party ONCE!!
…
Or is he????
Minutes later he tweeted:
Oh Breezy, if you need to borrow money just ask!
[Image via WENN.]