Christopher Walken Busts Five Straight Minutes Worth Of Moves & Your Lives Are Better Because Of It!

We got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell watching him dance!!
From winning an Oscar for hunting deer to hiding a watch up his ass for five years in a Vietnam POW Camp, Christopher Walken is a Hollywood legend for a variety of reasons!
But did you know he’s a delightfully awesome dancer, too?!
Some geniuses put together a super-cut of the AMAZEBALLZ actor dancing his little tuchus off, and it’s the greatest thing to hit the internet since Lindsay Lohan‘s list of sexual conquests!!!
Ch-ch-check out Christopher walking dancing…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Yes! This is perfect!!!
How exactly does the Dancing With the Stars selection committee keep passing over this dude?? LOLz!!