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The Jersey Shore girls sure know how to do it up right!

JWoww and Snooki were spotted walking along Lincoln Rd in Miami yesterday, after having left the salon to orange up!

We must say, that’s quite a boob-top you’ve got on there, JWoww! Do those come in normal breast sizes or just JUMBO?! You best say a prayer on those beads that you don’t trip and give all of Miami a show! And what does that tattoo on your midriff say? Something to the effect of “See below for my details”?

And Miz Snooki, we don’t want to hate, but if you can afford those $350 Jason Bure shades you got going on, you think you should wear something a little more chic! Did your shift at the Pacific Sunwear just finish?

We still loves you to bits and pickles though!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Apr 17, 2010 17:00pm PDT

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