Crystal Harris Wants Her Own Reality Show!

After burning bridges with Hugh Hefner and all of his loyal bunnies, Crystal Harris is going around Tinsel Town hoping someone will produce her own reality show.

The former Girl Next Door made headlines when she told Howard Stern that Hef was a minute man whose body disgusted her.

Way to bite the hand that made you, right?

Crystal later apologized to Hef *via tweet* but it was a half-ass apology at that.

Unfortunately, sources say some producers might consider doing the show. The series would be about her woeful job hunt post-making a fool of herself.

Ugh. We won’t be watching it. Girlfriend is no Holly Madison!

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