Dakota Johnson SAVAGELY Mocks Pedro Pascal For His Red Carpet Choice! Ouch!

We have no idea if The Materialists is going to be any good. But it’s all worth it for this press tour!

Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal are the chaotic duo we never knew we needed, and their latest Q&A sesh — without Chris Evans around to babysit them — is the wildest they’ve been yet!

We recommend watching their entire “Off the Cuff” segment for Vogue, but in particular we have got to call out the moment in which Dakota reads Pedro for filth over a particular fashion choice! The question on the card?

“How do you approach dressing for a red carpet?”

When Pedro laughed that it was basically just asking himself, “What’s not going to look stupid?” Dakota added mockingly:

“‘What shows just my kneecaps?'”

Ha! We think he instantly knew what she was talking about but tried to play it off. But she pressed:

“The recent one… with the boots? And the shorts?”

OMG! She’s talking about his look at the 2025 Star Wars Celebration last month! When he wore this…

The Mandalorian and Grogu’s Pedro Pascal reunites with Grogu during Star Wars Celebration. pic.twitter.com/e95BWne3M4

— Star Wars (@starwars) April 18, 2025

Yep, shorts and boots. She ain’t lyin’!

Pedro defended himself by pointing out Celebration is “about cosplaying” and “everyone is dressed up as Star Wars characters.” The Fifty Shades of Grey star didn’t miss a beat as she cracked the whip with:

“What Star Wars character were you dressed up as?”

When Pedro looked sincerely kind of hurt, asking her if she really hated it, she said:

“I felt confused.”

Oh man! That’s like the “I’m not angry, just disappointed” of fashion talk! And that isn’t the even the wildest moment of the YouTube vid, believe it or not!

See the whole hilarious convo (below)!