Oh shit! Thank goodness she’s got some “reality show” money coming in!
In New Jersey, there is an evil abode that rests low in the swamps of Wayne Township. No one dares enter or goes near the property as it is rumored to be cursed by the spirits of those who dare not pouf their hair or eat canolis on Sunday. Others know it to be the house of one Danielle Staub, the famous prostitution whore from Real Housewives of New Jersey and avoid it simply on moral principles. (And because they’ve watch the show and know it’s a mess in there!)
Perhaps this why the mansion has yet to sell. The place has been on the market for over a year and no one has made inquiries about it. Now, the house is getting a huge price reduction and is listed as a “court ordered sale.”
When the whore put the mansion on the market, she marked it as $1,495,000. Now, it’s being offered at $1,095,000, which means with some haggling, you can get this joint for under a million bucks!
But is that enough to want to buy a house that carries with it the lingering shrill screams of children smothered by their mother’s need for fame and the smell of leftover paninis in the fridge?
Regardless, you know who is getting a big laugh outta this? Teresa Giudice, who has managed, even in the face of foreclosure bankruptcy to stay in here house!
What now, Stauby?!
[Image via WENN.]
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