Trump Literally Chose A Guy Under Investigation For Teenage Sex Trafficking As Attorney General

UPDATE 11/14/24 11:45 A.M. PST: Did Trump just nominate Matt Gaetz to save him from being outed??

After being announced as the pick for Attorney General on Wednesday, the Florida Rep instantly resigned from Congress, effective immediately. Why so quick when he still has two months before the inauguration? Well, remember how he’s being investigated by the Ethics Committee for the allegations about teen sex trafficking et al?

According to The New York Times, the committee was prepared to release their report on Friday! But by ducking out and quitting Congress, he’s no longer under their jurisdiction! So the months of investigation are now just… a huge waste? Because they won’t release the info at all??

WTF? How is that the rule? How does any of this make sense that this creep is going to get away with any of this, despite even his Republican colleagues outing his disgusting activities??

UGH.

Wow. Want a hint of how corrupt Donald Trump‘s second presidency is going to be? He nominated Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General.

Yeah. That Matt Gaetz. Gaetz-Gate Matt Gaetz.

This is literally a guy who’s been accused of attending sleazy drugged up orgies with underage girls in Florida. Think Diddy freak offs but replace music industry A-listers with comptrollers whose districts are 60% golf course.

We’re pretty sure Matt Gaetz is literally still technically under ethics investigation for underage sex trafficking. The Department of Justice opted not to prosecute for some reason, but damn if there wasn’t a lot of evidence made public. He doesn’t belong out on the streets, let alone in Congress. And that’s who Trump has picked to lead the DOJ. We guess he’s not the only accused underage sex trafficker Trump has been a big fan of over the years…

Trump even winked at Gaetz’s potential prosecution in his Wednesday announcement, writing on Truth Social:

“Few issues in America are more important than ending the partisan Weaponization of our Justice System. Matt will end Weaponized Government, protect our Borders, dismantle Criminal Organizations and restore Americans’ badly-shattered Faith and Confidence in the Justice Department.”

“Ending the partisan Weaponization of our Justice System.” In other words, his investigation, like Trump’s, was an all-caps WITCH HUNT and only because the FBI started hating Republicans. You know, despite the fact, the FBI is mostly Republicans and always has been. It couldn’t possibly be that they’re corrupt. No, never.

This announcement comes after Trump picked dog-killer Kristi Noem as head of Homeland Security and for Ambassador to Israel? Mike Huckabee, an evangelical who probably can’t wait for Armageddon to start in the Middle East.

We’re expecting announcements any day for Ghislaine Maxwell as Secretary of Education and Carmen Sandiego for Treasury. Sheesh…

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